But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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