I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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