people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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