i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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