she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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