at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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