my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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