dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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