Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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