Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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