i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
You don't make any sense
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