gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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