My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
