it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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