We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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