finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
