He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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