If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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