you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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