i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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