The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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