im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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