this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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