weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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