Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
