Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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