I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
