the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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