would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So much rum. So many feels.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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