her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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