What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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