Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I will be naked everywhere
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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