that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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