OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
They are going to name an STD after you.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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