he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
sex on a bike is impossible
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