how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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