..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Randomize
