Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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