it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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