I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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