I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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