Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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