Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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