ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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