My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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