Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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