If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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