i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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