At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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