I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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