I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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