I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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