Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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